"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."

~Augusten Burroughs  (via an-orderly-chaos)

(Source: pigmenting)


haikuuu:

we’re all dying in 2 months and i’m gonna die a virgin who can’t drive


homofobic:

recent studies show i hate everything

(Source: assgod)


conversatanparade:

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

(Source: conversationparade)

Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*

onlinepolice:

you must be muslim because your body ISLAMIN