On tonight’s edition of “Ridiculous Sunburns, Even Though I Used Sunscreen: Part Deux”… It literally looks like a necklace. Thanks for the parting gift, Disneyland.
DAT ROLLERCOASTER THO. I’m in love. We’re getting married soon, save the date.
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
Spent some quality time with nature today. (at Muir Woods National Monument)
*thinks about you*
*doesn’t text you*
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”